FDA: Everyone Needs To Induce Vomiting Right Now

In a hastily called press conference broadcast live on all major television networks this morning, Food and Drug Administration commissioner Margaret A. Hamburg implored every citizen of the United States to induce vomiting immediately. “Please, everybody, there’s no time to explain. Just gag yourselves, drink ipecac, do whatever is necessary to puke everything out right now—all of it!” 

http://www.theonion.com/articles/fda-everyone-needs-to-induce-vomiting-right-now,21055/?utm_source=morenews

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