Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin told reporters today that she would not run for President because “I want to go straight to the quitting part.” “If I launched a campaign, let’s face it, a couple of months from now I’d up and quit,” she said. “This is a real step-saver for all concerned.

Palin Decides Not to Run: ‘I Want to Go Straight to the Quitting Part’ « Borowitz Report

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